Chuck's censored butt. Since there's nobody around, we pretty much get naked whenever we want.
I currently have two e-books published and available from Amazon.com. Never mind the cheesy do-it-yourself cover art -- you need to read these.
How to Make Money as an Internet Publisher
Find out if you have what it takes to make the Internet spit money at you. It's not easy. It's not something anyone can do. If you do have what it takes, this book will show you the way. If you don't, you're better off finding out now.
We Are Water (plus a few songs for dolphins)
A priceless poetry chapbook sure to make your day. Only $2.99!