Dorkiness Is Next to Godliness

If anybody would know this, it would be me because I'm about the dorkiest dude on the planet and also the closest to God (Only a total dork would ever claim to be closest to God, but I am close to God. We talk almost every day. Sometimes I call Him. Sometimes He calls me. Whatever. It is what it is: God's in my Fave Five and on my friends list and all that), especially the Little Baby Jesus God that we all love to love at this time of year.

Now I have to put my ink guard in my breast pocket and head off to work. Shoot! I just remembered that I also have to tape up my cracked horn-rimmed glasses frame. Gotta run. Bye!

Come back soon for more totally dorky posts like this one!